March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
And that it’s closed because Leslie Knope took the penguins to get married. Because they’re gay penguins.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Maya Angelou removes the bottom of Rick Santorum’s bag as an act of malice.
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I was watching “Road Trip” just now (from Parks and Rec) and I had one of those moments where I just wanted to grab Ben Wyatt’s face and kiss him on the mouth for being so perfect.
The moment where Chris tells Ben and Leslie that he is sending them on a road trip together and they both go, “Really?” at the same time- it’s just this tiny millisecond of perfect...
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For my school’s gifted program, we pick an independent study project halfway through the year to study, and then we make a final product of some kind.
My teacher is letting me use “Women in Comedy” as my topic! I’m super excited because then I can just watch SNL in class and claim it is research.
February 2012
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I would get so much more sleep if I had the willpower to put down my phone and stop looking at recipes for dessert on food blogs.
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Anybody who doesn’t like me can go suck a bag of dicks!
But they probably won’t like me any more with a bag of dicks in their mouth.
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I’ve had my twitter or years but I don’t ever use it because I am a 90-year-old woman but I want to start now. Mostly because I like the idea of being able to talk to my idols. So. I feel super lame doing this, but if you want to follow me my username is the same as my URL on here.
I’m watching Hoarders to avoid cleaning my room.
Oh, the irony.
high-fivingamillionangels asked: i love that song!!
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Watch
Tina Fey | Garnier Commercial (HD)
Sometimes I forget that people don't understand my sense of humor.
Kid: What are we doing at musical today?
Me: Killing ourselves in a giant cult suicide.
He was not amuse.
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Whatever. Ryan Seacrest can just take off his tux and steal that giant bow from Emma Stone’s neck and wrap it around his penis.
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