"I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas."
— Jenny Slate (x)
5 hours ago with 797 notes — via paigehellfinch, © laurbear1990
#jenny slate #omg



ok so mulders requested angsty x-files fanfic based on this post and this is in 2 parts but I have a fever and I need to sleep so I haven’t finished part 2 yet but I wanted to post part 1 tonight so here it is 

this is the first time i’ve ever posted fanfic and it’s major angst fanfic too so idk be wary

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5 hours ago with 14 notes
#mulders #suicide tw #death tw #the x files #txf spoilers



one time in high school i was in a pinch for a creative writing assignment so i just changed the names on a fanfic that I had written and turned that in 

it would have been fine except i missed one of the names i still got an A tho

8 hours ago with 43 notes
#i think this story tells you everything you need to know about me



mulders:

play with my hair and watch the x files with me

11 hours ago with 153 notes — via mulders
#dream date tbh



"his eyelids were the color of the dawn sky; he smelled like earth after rain."
The Song Of Achilles, Madeline Miller (via asteroommatos)
11 hours ago with 745 notes — via patrocius, © asteroommatos
#lit #tsoa



11 hours ago with 13873 notes — via chicfilgay, © lilybaeum
#parks and rec



taylorswift:

This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes, in front of lots of other people who all have eyes.

taylorswift:

This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes, in front of lots of other people who all have eyes.

11 hours ago with 11422 notes — via going-to-scranton, © taylorswift
#taylor swift #omfg



"

[Tina Fey] had gifted [Amy Poehler] a portrait of her sons Archie and Abel made out of Legos as a wrap gift for completing “The Nest” over the summer.

"I cried because I knew that my gift to Tina was a heart-shaped pillow with the word ‘butts’ on it," she said.

"
[x] (via apocalarious)
11 hours ago with 1869 notes — via galentines, © apocalarious
#omg



febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

11 hours ago with 38602 notes — via andyslittlesister, © febricant
#the amount of work it must have taken to put this together i just #all in the name of a meme



1 day ago with 421 notes — via pumpkinnon, © sarahksilvermans
#katie what did i tell you #snl



lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
2 days ago with 201800 notes — via dandehaane, © lizzymercierdescloux1979
#girls are so cute



Pushing Daisies Masterpost

leonardbonesy:

Season One

S1E1 Pie-lette
S1E2 Dummy
S1E3 The Fun In Funeral
S1E4 Pigeon
S1E5 Girth
S1E6 Bitches
S1E7 Smell Of Success
S1E8 Bitter Sweets
S1E9 Corpsicle

Season Two

S2E1 Bzzzzzzzzz!
S2E2 Circus, Circus
S2E3 Bad Habits
S2E4 Frescorts
S2E5 Dim Some Lose Some
S2E6 Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
S2E7 Robbing Hood
S2E8 Comfort Food
S2E9 The Legend Of Merle McQuoddy
S2E10 The Norwegians
S2E11 Window Dressed to Kill
S2E12 Water & Power
S2E13 Kerplunk

2 days ago with 11095 notes — via spookysestra, © leonardbonesy
#I MISS THIS SHOW #pushing daisies #reference




olivia munn (you sorta resemble her appearance wise but mostly its a vibe thing), and u look like chloe bennet. like I think u look like 80% chloe bennet, 10% olivia munn, and 10% sooyoung from girls generation except you have better eyebrows

omg

3 days ago with 2 notes



which celebrity do i look the most like
3 days ago with 2695 notes — via pumpkinnon, © hernia



3 days ago with 70018 notes — via ansari-aziz, © theonion
#ME ON MY DEATHBED