ok so mulders requested angsty x-files fanfic based on this post and this is in 2 parts but I have a fever and I need to sleep so I haven’t finished part 2 yet but I wanted to post part 1 tonight so here it is
this is the first time i’ve ever posted fanfic and it’s major angst fanfic too so idk be wary
one time in high school i was in a pinch for a creative writing assignment so i just changed the names on a fanfic that I had written and turned that in
it would have been fine except i missed one of the names i still got an A tho
play with my hair and watch the x files with me
This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes, in front of lots of other people who all have eyes.
[Tina Fey] had gifted [Amy Poehler] a portrait of her sons Archie and Abel made out of Legos as a wrap gift for completing “The Nest” over the summer.
"I cried because I knew that my gift to Tina was a heart-shaped pillow with the word ‘butts’ on it," she said."
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Saturday Night Live loves to promote within, and the late-night sketch show has done it again, pinning featured player stripes on a member of the writing staff. Starting with this week’s show hosted by Jim Carrey, Leslie Jones will be joining the cast of SNL, where she has been a writer since early 2014. Actress-comedian Jones took part in the talent search for a new SNL cast member last fall. She was one of the 12 finalists invited to audition on the SNL stage and was in serious contention for the spot that ultimately went to Sasheer Zamata. But Lorne Michaels and his team liked Jones too and brought her in as a writer. She quickly established herself not only off- but also on-screen with appearances on Weekend Update. Her bit on slavery in May made a lot of noise, and she also was featured in the SNL season premiere last month. (Watch the video below) Like Jones, new Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che also started as a writer on SNL, a long-standing tradition on the show. Jones joins Pete Davidson as the second new featured player on SNL this fall.
things girls do that I love:
- offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
- scratch each others back
- say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
- compliment each other’s eyebrows
- that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly
- throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up